The Story of  Goldilocks and The Three Shoes
Love to all on Pride Weekend!

 Papa Bear likes Louboutin's sky high Palais Royal heels!

Mama Bear doesn't like Birkenstock, but ugly is chic right now thank goodness!

Baby Bear likes Louboutin's medium height Gladiator heels and this little gladiator is obviously going places!  

This bear liked cupcakes and fell through a sky light to eat them last week, losing his life.

The Story of the Three Shoes goes like this:

Once there was a fashion loving little girl called Goldilocks who got lost in the big forest of Paris and ended up in the Palais Royal.  She was even wearing Christian Louboutin's sky high Palais Royal heels!  It was no easy feat negotiating the cobblestones, and one could say Goldilocks was risking her life for fashion!  Also probably trying to impress some guy, like Papa Bear! She was already a tall girl and a fall in those skyscraper shoes would have been a long way down to the ground!  Like that bear up in Alaska, who fell through a sky light of some body's house and ate all the toddler's birthday cupcakes before he was shot by authorities!  I mean Goldilocks probably wouldn't have gotten shot in Paris, but it's what we do for the stuff we can't keep away from!  It's horrifying!  My friend the esteemed writer for the San Francisco Chronicle, Carolyne Zinko, even wrote a story about the new trend for safer, albeit ugly shoes.  So Mama Bear doesn't exactly like Birkenstock sandals but guess what?  Little Missy has bought her first pair and you won't kick me out of them!  And I have searched my soul (lol) and I won't be wearing Birkenstocks with Chanel until Karl gives us the green light!  Who knows?  Maybe he has!  Little Missy had a busy spring with all kinds of major stuff happening and maybe an announcement was made that Birkenstock sandals were OK ed by Karl and I missed it!  After all it's for sure he used to appear on the runway in something that looked like black Uggs!  As in Uugly!  OK, so now we're talking about what Baby Bear liked, the Gladiator medium heel.  Duh, Child is the Father of the Man.  The Baby Bear intuitively knew that you don't have to be ugly or uncomfortable and unsafe to be sexy!  She picked the Gladiator medium heel and told Goldilocks the news!  Gladiators galore!  Right on, Baby Bear!  Well that's the story of the Three Shoes, and does this story have a point?  Don't ask so much out of Little Missy!