Little Missy's Spring Grooming for Men

 

Does this guy ever not look good?

So men, if George Clooney is one of Little Missy's standard bearers, what is she saying?  Avoid marriage at all costs!  Get an amazing place on Lake Como!  Have constant massages and facials!  Control your projects as much as you can!  So you won't ever be able to walk in Central Park again because you are so fabulous?  You can walk around Lake Como, where the Italians aren't so obsessive about movie stars!

If Little Missy was going to truly pamper her man today, this is what she would do:

She would fly us First Class United to London on her frequent flyer miles (duh!) for five days.  We would stay at Little Missy's favourite spot, Claridges.  After Swan Lake at the Royal Opera House (you love ballet),  a light dinner at Joel Robuchon.  The next day would be devoted to Savile Row appointments, beginning with Gieves and Hawkes, ending at H. Huntsman & Sons.  From there we would walk to Jermyn Street to Turnbull and Asser, where Little Missy would help you pick out a dozen fabrics for custom made shirts.  Then on we would walk up Bond Street to Hermes for ties.  Oh yes, you sometimes wear ties.  Then to John Lobb for your bespoke shoes.  After so much excitement, you would pick the place out for dinner!  I like The Greenhouse!

Gieves and Hawkes

Turnbull and Asser

John Lobb

The next day (Day Three, but who's counting?) would be spent on treatments for you at my favourite spot, Gielly Green on George Street.  If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.  From ten in the morning until two in the afternoon you would be coddled over and made to feel like a king.  Shai would style your hair after your facial, massage, manicure and pedicure.  You would leave walking on air, in time for tea at Claridges.  By George, it's now coming on to the dinner hour!  We've been invited to the Electric by friends who are members.  We run into Sienna, Jude, Kate and some others we kind of recognise!  Well, now it's Day Four---what you say?  We are going to Lake Como???  Oh Sweetie!   I love you!!!!!

By George I think he's got it!