Saturday 22 March 2014

 
 
A Dream Come True!
Kim Kardashian Gets a Wedding Dress and a Vogue Cover 
Kim and Kanye, America's Sweethearts
Persona non grata by Vogue Magazine just one year ago, Kim Kardashian now graces the cover of this noble publication, proving that hindsight after all is only 20/20.  Little Missy isn't sure if Kim and Kanye actually have the date for the wedding, but they have little North West, the gown, and most importantly they now have Anna Wintour in their pocket!  Yes, As the World Turns!  While the rest of us are trying to pay our bills, stay healthy and keep up with the latest like Putin, the Ukraine, the missing jetliner, the new head of the Federal Reserve (more about her later!) the Kardashians have been positioning themselves for this great moment!  Well for heaven's sake, don't ever say Little Missy didn't tell you it was coming!  Yes, there was a terse moment in the history of Miss Wintour  and Kim Kardashian:  Kanye was performing at the Met Ball, but Kim was not exactly made to feel welcome.  I guess all is forgiven now! And what a beautiful cover, gold and ivory, black and bronze...so couture!  What else is left to say?  Only this:
Fashion Changes But Style Endures
May this issue fly off the shelves across the Americas and abroad.  May Anna have her greatest success to date. 
 
"Janet Yellen's Awkward Day"
Good call, New Yorker.com!  That was your headline.  Janet Yellen held her first press conference and one thing is clear...yes, Anna Wintour has a new assignment it seems!  Janet Yellen, the new Chairman of the Federal Reserve is now the most powerful woman on the planet!  Even more powerful than Anna Wintour or Kim Kardashian, if you follow Little Missy!  If Janet were a guy, no one would care!  Who cared what Alan Greenspan or Ben Bernanke looked like?  No one!  But Janet needs to rock a better American look than she is now doing, and she needs to take elocution lessons pronto!  Anna, step up to the plate. Figure this one out!  It may not sell issues of Vogue directly, but it sure will indirectly! 
For Heaven' sake!  Little Missy is for once in her life speechless!  What a world this is....flotsam floating to the top and the black box at the bottom of the sea.
 
 
 

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