Saturday 21 September 2013

News from Around the World!
Latest Breaking News and Commentary by Yours Truly Little Missy!
The Boss is in Rio!  Yes, Bruce Springsteen, the 64 year old Boss bared his abs to the world and here is his picture
You Rock, Bruce!
Thirty years ago Little Missy's Little Missy Lexi saw Bruce Springsteen on MTV and asked me quote, "Is he one of those dead rockers?"  No, honey, he was just rock star scrawny in those days but now look at him!  Buff Bruce, way to go!  Little Missy wonders if this gun is still for hire?
Kim Kardashian wants to look like Sarah Jessica Parker!
Apparently Kim is obsessed with fashion icon Sarah Jessica and is trying to imitate her look!

But it's not working!
Oh please Kim, go away!  We are tired of you!

Apparently some of my readers did Not Like my book choices (see Little Missy's Reading Round Up)!
I stand by my decision to have included Crazy Rich Asians in my readers' beach bags!  It was a major read and a very important sociological study by a brilliant writer, Kevin Kwan. If you wanted to read something depressing, there was always the front page of the morning paper!  If you want to laugh and meet some new friends, read Crazy Rich Rich Asians. I'm waiting for the movie! 
John Lone can play Nick Young's father, Philip!  John, you don't think you're going to be playing Nick, do you?

Well, that's it for News of the World!  Time now for Little Missy's Mailbag!

This one is a good one!  Dear Little Missy writes someone who still has an AOL address, Dear Little Missy, if  you think you are so great with all your parties and galas and lame ideas regarding art and literature, why do you live in San Francisco?  If you were really so great, you'd be in Los Angeles or New York, not a second rate provincial town.
OK JRK, or whatever your name is, obviously not JFK or you wouldn't be such a moron! I don't know where you live and you were too cowardly to say, so I'm assuming you aren't from around here, i.e. Northern California.  I'll tell you a little story, Mr. JRK (and I'm assuming you are a man). Tonight I hired a driver to drive me up from Palo Alto to San Francisco in a brand new Tesla, which by the way is a Palo Alto company.  I could have driven myself, but I wanted to text back and forth with a colleague on a project which has a deadline.  Oooooo yes, even Little Missy has a deadline now and again.  Anyway, I was being driven in this fantastic car on Interstate 280, just about the most beautiful freeway in the world, going up to one of the most beautiful cities in the world to a fantastic party given by the Modern Art Council of San Francisco Museum of Modern Art and Jacqueline Sacks to honor just about the most famous living movie director, George Lucas.  What were you doing tonight, Mr. JRK? 
Well, that's it for Little Missy!  I'm off to the Paris shows. When my jets run out of fuel I'll be home.  And then I'll sign up for a Tesla!  Going Electric!  Hello!






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